How Star Trek Slash Explains the 50 Shades of Grey Phenomenon

Around the late 1960's, a literature and artistic phenomenon began, never before seen.

It was on the outskirts of underground culture and amateur fiction but it was definitely growing in presence.

Fans of the 1960's TV series Star Trek were writing stories and drawing pictures depicting romantic relationships between the characters. Fan-fiction based on television series had truly begun.

These writers and artists were making up short, or sometimes complex fiction spanning chapters which portrayed Star Trek characters in romantic encounters. Some were also drawing erotic art showing two characters in the series naked or embracing and in a sexual act.

What was so surprising about this phenomenon was that it was portraying same-sex (mostly male) characters together in the stories. The most common was a deeply erotic, sensual and intimate relationship between Spock and Kirk.

As cultural and women studies theorists explored this phenomenon, they discovered something even more surprising.

This kind of fiction and art, which portrayed homosexual relationships between fictional TV characters - was largely created and written by heterosexual women.

It is still very popular today and it's called 'slash' (as in Kirk/Spock). These days it pairs up two characters from many other TV series.

Researches who were out there interviewing and studying the genre believed that heterosexual women in the late 1960's and 1970's were pairing male characters together as a way of channelling their desire for the men in their lives to demonstrate greater intimacy and depth towards them.

A desire for a more complex and equal relationship. An equality that was perceived could only be truly achieved between two men, given the gendered nature of relationships at the time (and it can be argued, still today).

These women wrote about the quality of relationships they dreamed about not in a literal sense, but in a metaphorical one.

Certainly when you read some of this fiction, the tenderness, sensuality and intelligence that goes into these characters and interactions makes this interpretation understandable.

Perhaps it's no coincidence that E. L. James (her real name being Erika Leonard) started out writing her enormously popular stories as a fan-fiction piece based on the Twilight series.


All three of James' books in the 50 Shades of Grey series track a relationship between a sexually naive girl in her early twenties and a millionaire man who has only ever experienced sex in a dominant/submissive form. He also enjoys inflicting pain on women.


As such, there are a lot of questions being asked about why her series of books has taken the world, especially female readers, by storm.

What on earth does it say about women in the 21st Century and how far we have come, that we fantasise about being dominated by a sado-masochistic male millionaire?

I believe that by using the example of slash and what the genre demonstrates, the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon can be explained by the world around us and what we see happening now.

I don't believe women read these books because they want to ultimately be hurt for sexual gratification, dominated and then saved by a man.

I think these fantasies resonate with female readers at this time because it's a fun and harmless way of fantasising a solution to the predicament we find ourselves in.

Women are still largely paid lower salaries than men. We are fewer than men in the upper echelons of society and business where decision makers get to rule the world. Just take a look at Foreign Policy's 100 top most important twitter feeds to monitor. Despite women being almost half the population - there's only about 15 on that list.

We are seeing the ability to buy a house on our own pretty much dissapear - we can't afford it on the low salaries we are paid. The tax system is all about property and couples. Trying to combine career and kids is almost impossible with a quiet understanding that when the kids come, the career rise usually stops. We are working harder with less time to develop a healthy personal life and little remuneration that reflects the increasing invasion on our personal lives.

We are barraged by images of perfect bodies and feminine hygiene products that make us feel bad about ourselves and uncomfortable with our bodies. The right to contraception and the choice of termination is constantly under attack, especially in some countries. Hell, even our vagina's are dirty words that dare not be spoken in a place of government. In almost every public corner women are still under assault in the 21st Century.

And in our private lives? Figures show that women still do a majority of the housework, starting another shift when they come home from their jobs. We are still in this day and age, victims of gendered relationships and expectations, not to mention the rates of domestic violence.

So why not get lost in a world where a millionaire will solve all your financial problems and sexually excite you in a way that isn't on a Femfresh poster? A millionaire who is generous, attractive, has cleaning staff and the money to buy a nice house in a good neighbourhood.

What is titillating for mainstream readers about the sex in this book is the unusualness and somewhat voyeuristic nature of a world that is largely unknown to those of us who don't walk into the dominatrix scene.

Hell yeah, give me that fantasy any day over rich men who run the world and run it into the ground.

50 Shades of Grey isn't about women yearning to be abused, dominated and therefore shunning feminism.

It's a recognition of an inherent unfairness and inequality in women's lives today and a desire to simply escape from it into a story that channels their most basic desire for financial security, sexual satisfaction and excitement.

Given the choice, women want to make it on their own. But many of us don't have that choice right now -unless we give up a personal life. We never really did have that choice and what was on offer is dissapearing faster than ever.

In the same way that slash allows women to fantasise about a more equal relationship with men, 50 Shades of Grey allows women to fantasise about a world where we have financial security, stable relationships and power within those relationships - as well as being titillated through the representation of unusual sex.

That the novel does this through depicting a relationship with a man is not unsurprising. It is not only the norm of the romance genre but encapsulates the fantasy that many people have. We want to reach success but we don't want to be alone when we get there. Perhaps we even want it handed to us through wealth by any means, either inheritance, or through a partner.

I do wonder if the 50 Shades of Grey series would have been so popular if we were in a more prosperous economic age and if overtly sexual scenes had already made it out of the erotica section of the book store and into mainstream romance novels. The e-book certainly has much to do with this element, allowing women to buy and read books anonymously.

I don't agree with the common assessment that the women reading and enjoying these novels 'must all be stupid' and have turned the feminism clock back 50 years.

With a million print copies sold in 11 weeks, and about the equivalent in digital copies, it's not a fair assessment to say all those readers are lacking in the basic number of brain cells.

It's too simplistic and fails to see that what is popular is not so because of a literal take on the content. It requires context and an appreciation of the cultural realities.

Slash is still hugely popular, both as art and fiction. It's a way for women to explore the boundaries and cross over them in a safe space.

If we can't get it from the expectations in traditional relationships and our underpaid jobs, then we will always turn to fantasy to explore what might be missing from our lives.

Price Wars: Does the UK's Tesco use Racial and Stereotypical Profiling to Divide and Conquer its Customers?

My household recently resolved to go on an anti-candida diet. For those of you who don't know, that means eating nothing but wholewheat foods, including flour, pasta, bread  - everything as well as avoiding any added sugar. It's a pain in the butt when it comes to shopping at the supermarket with this in mind.

Let's not even talk about how much of our canned foods, flours and milk have added sugar, yeast, acids and chemicals as preservatives - (check out your ingredients for added sugar and you'll get a nasty surprise).

If you've ever looked at the label of a store bought product you'll know how tough it is to buy anything these days that doesn't have added sugar, salt etc.

So, armed with a shopping list and a mission, I ambled off to Tesco - a UK super-giant, supermarket chain.

But it wasn't to do my shopping in the usual way, it was to do research.

I wanted to see how many of the necessary healthy products I could find on the shelves of Tesco before I looked elsewhere. I figured if I could actually source most things at the local Tesco, then my life might be a little easier and a little less expensive.

I emerged two-and-a-half hours later with a totally different and unhappy perspective on how I think Tesco organises the products on its shelves according to racial and other stereotypes.

It occurred to me that supermarkets are super at profiling shoppers in their area. They assume they'll behave a particular way and then capitalise on that behaviour, even encourage it and train shoppers like rats in the lab maze. Let me explain.

I thought I could just go to the baking section and find all the flours and baking products, right? Nope. Wholemeal bread flour I found in the home baking  section - and paid 1.72 Pounds for 1.5 kgs.

But I much later made my way over to the section where "World Foods" (yes that's what they call it here) and pasta is, and found all the ingredients for Indian breads - chapatti flour and the like right next to it; very far away from the home baking section.

That might not be such a big deal except I suddenly noticed a 5 kg bag of wholemeal flour for 6.50. Huh? Why isn't THAT in the baking section. It's a cheaper deal and totally relates to home baking. (in fairness it's a few pence more expensive for 1.5 kg bags).


I wouldn't normally be looking in both sections if I were shopping in an ordinary way - just going in and buying what was on the list as quickly as possible. If I wanted to bake bread, I would go to the home baking section. Chapatti is bread though. So who would think to look there unless you're always fossicking in the 'World  food' section? 


Maybe it's just a one-off? Nope.

Many of the products and ingredients have been separated out in a similar way. If the product is mainstream enough, say couscous (1.39/1 kg, Tesco Brand ), it's in with the rice and you pay an ordinary price for a good amount.

But as soon as you move into Quinoa (1.69/300g) and other grains - they're smaller packets hived off in the health food section. (Incidentally I bought a 1kg bag of Quinoa from a small wholefoods store at 4.75 pounds - significantly cheaper).

What about spices? The worst offender. 


I went to the aisle where there is the usual range of curry spices and everything under the sun, only to be more than slightly annoyed when I found large curry powder packets at a much better price in the "World' food section. 


Take this for example: In the World Food section,  I can buy 100 grams of ground coriander for 49p, the same amount of Garam Masala  for 99p - an amazing deal. Wander over to the aisle actually labelled 'Spices' and this is what you get: 


Tesco Brand (in a jar):
Ground Coriander - 75p/37g
Garam Masala - 1.19/38g

Try another brand?
Schwartz Garam Masala refill (packet not jar)
1.38/31g
Schwartz (in a jar)
Ground Coriander - 1.45/28g
They're tiny amounts by comparison for much more money. 


How about dried chickpeas?
Indus Chickpeas in 'World Food' section - 1.99/2kg
Tesco Brand in a separate section (health food section) - 99p/500g - Four times more expensive

I started to wonder if Tesco could charge people different prices for different amounts by assuming that people who were interested in specific foods might shop in a particular section.


Those people may not notice how much more expensive it is compared to the same product elsewhere in the store. Or if they do notice that the product replicates itself, they're not interested in traversing the massive store to compare prices. 


Why else would they be separated? We are used to some brands being more expensive than others, so why not just lump them all together? Is this a push by Tesco to make it's brands more 'in your face' regardless of whether they're cheaper or not? Or are they threatened by companies that have better prices - wanting to make sure only the customers who demand those prices notice the difference?

Or what if Tesco is making assumptions about people's buying habits based on racial background?

For example, someone who cooks Indian food a lot at home, perhaps it's the tradition, will go to the Indian food section and buy the Chapati or whole flour in bulk for a price they would expect is reasonable, especially if they've become used to paying it at other Indian speciality stores. They would be unwilling to pay more, or wouldn't see it as such a good deal.

Well, now I'm the one making the assumptions  - but the question remains why separate and segregate the products based on cultural and sterotypical lines when they're essentially the same thing?

Those perceived to be health conscious get grouped in the same way. If you want the flours such as brown rice flower or Soya flour you have to go to the health food section - a totally separate specialist food section where you can't compare the prices and see if you're paying a lot for the privilege. You're the Type 'A' or Type 'B' shopper that's likely to end up in that aisle, who will pay more if they think they have to pay a premium for 'healthy' food.


No coincidence that it's where all the healthy cereal is as well.


But why not group all of the baking, grains and spice products and so on next to each other? We're used to the little labels that show prices displaying the amount by grams and helping us choose the best price  - why not just do that with everything?


Supermarkets stereotyping people isn't out of the question when you consider the way their product arrangement has changed over the years. There's a real science to it.

You've probably noticed an occasional massive rearrangement of shelves that's left you wandering aimlessly around what were once familiar aisles, frustratingly looking for a bottle of mineral water. That's not an accident.

It's not an accident that for any healthy food and essentials you have to walk past rows and rows of junk food. It's not a coincidence that milk and butter is always at the back. That unhealthy food like chocolate and chips are always opposite essentials such as tea or toilet paper. It's an effort to tempt to buy what you shouldn't.

Supermarkets will have special displays for products that the specific company has paid to be made prominent. Supermarket giants will even decide which shelf the product goes on - eye level or higher - depending on their relationship with the producer. Recently, maybe a few years ago, supermarkets decided to really push their home brand and make it much more prominent, which is why you see the home brand tins and such at eye level now and in a much more obvious place.

So it's not totally out of the question that supermarkets are at the level of profiling groups of shoppers, banking on them behaving a certain way, going to a particular section and therefore maximising profit.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid. It could be that it makes sense to put the yeast-free stock cubes with all the gluten-free stuff. That's where people who want specialist products will go, right? And maybe Soy milk is now next to cows milk because it's become so mainstream that it's worth putting the two together? Perhaps Indian food at better prices is separated because the providers of the more expensive products have asked them to be or paid more in order to give themselves a better chance?

Maybe, but I thought it was all about being price competitive? There are simply some elements of products and their placement that just don't add up.

My conclusion, after researching certain products at Tesco, was that there is a very deliberate profiling based on stereotypes of people, why they might go to certain sections and what they might perceive to be a fair price. Whether it is or is not.

Is gluten free really more expensive to buy off the provider who makes it? Or is Tesco charging extra because people who are intolerant of certain foods will pay a premium just to stay healthy. Oh, and put it in the section separate to everything else so you can't notice how much more expensive it is. (Wheat/Gluten/Milk free pasta penne1.50/500g, Mainstream white pasta penne Tesco brand 95p/500g).

Don't get me wrong, I don't want Wallmart style prices  - I want to pay what it's worth and make sure the manufacturer hasn't been ripped off and staff are paid properly. But after seeing products arranged the way they are, I can't be sure that's what's happening.

I do know that I will no longer shop in supermarkets the way I used to. I won't make a bee-line for where I know the product I want is, dutifully comparing the prices of surrounding products, not realising that the same product is often replicated throughout the store at varying prices. I'll look further a field and visit my smaller food providers in the neighbourhood to see what they've got going.

I'll be looking in the health food section and what I've sometimes seen offensively titled as the 'ethnic foods' section (thanks Sainsburys) to make sure there isn't a better deal there, or to make sure that I shouldn't take my business to my local wholefoods store.

As It Happened: CNN and FOX Blunder on Obamacare Decision

This is an amazing piece which sets out how CNN and FOX got the Supreme Court's decision on the US President's healthcare bill embarrassingly wrong.

As a result their reporting ricocheted around social media, muddying the waters at best, telling people the wrong thing, messing with the stock markets and even misleading the US President.

It's compelling and entertaining to read the blow by blow description with time stamps and quotes. Tom Goldstein from Scotusblog - a well respected blog analysing the US Supreme Court and its decisions - says he did first hand interviews to try and figure out how two networks made such a huge mistake. 

For those who are students of media theory - there's a nice little Jean Baudrillard 'hyper-reality' moment when Fox uses CNN to confirm it's reports, and vica-versa.

Whether you agree with the blog's conclusions or not, it's a very solid insight into how US media operate on big stories. It's also a reminder of how crucial an initial reporting premise is, and how it can make or break you. Speed vs accuracy?

I took one thing away - when you're reading something, make sure you turn the page to see what's written on the other side!

Nicki Minaj: "When I'm assertive, I'm a bitch...when a man is assertive, he's a boss"

This is awesome footage of Nicki Minaj taking about sexism in the music industry.

Guess every woman suffers.

The UK is going Back to the Future on Social Equality and Fairness

I recently discovered that in the UK, if you're late doing your taxes, you get fined ten pounds a day.

To put it into perspective, it's more than the cost of unlimited travel for one week across London if you live on the outskirts, or it's a week worth of groceries for two.

Now London's tax system is a little bit different in that the state waits for your employer to tell them how much you earned and how much tax you've already paid. The adjustment is then done for you. Nice.

Otherwise, if you're self-employed, you do your taxes yourself. That's when the fines come in. 

But being self-employed could mean working as a casual cleaner or in some other low paid job, or writing down some equipment you bought for a business. Who is this fine really going to hurt and who is it going to help?

If you're wealthy and/or have an accountant then that's fine - you either pay the fine and it doesn't hurt at all, or you have an accountant you pay to get your tax return done on time. Great.

But otherwise, if you're too busy working all those hours for low pay, running your business, unwell or have some sort of issue in your life which means you're a little late putting in those figures in to HMRC, then you're fined 10 pounds a day.

It does add up and it hurts. It might even mean any return you had coming to you is cancelled out by paying more to the government.

It's a punitive measure that only punishes those that can't afford it. And for what? It might make the small percentage that's doing the wrong thing sit up and take notice, but ultimately it's a measure which means that those that can least afford it get hit.

It's a pattern that resembles the change that's been sweeping through Britain, demonstrating a punitive policy culture that's settling into this country from the top down, and it makes me rather nervous.

Discussions about cuts to housing benefits for young people, university fees sky-rocketing, high unemployment, equally high youth unemployment with numbers of young people in neither education nor training climbing for the first time in years. Private companies profiting off carers and the jobless in the same way vultures circle for the kill in a drought-starved land.

It's almost as if we are punishing the working poor and unemployed for no reason other than being underpaid or unemployed.

It wouldn't be so jaw droppingly shocking if the top tier - the 1% shall we say - were hurting as well. But they're not. Figures show that the rich have really done well out of the financial crisis and their quality of lives have been maintained or even improved.

Now with Barclays and the Libor scandal - we're seeing more of our nation's riches shoved into the pockets of bankers but no charges yet to punish those responsible. Rather odd given something criminal did take place.

Certainly the banking industry is yet to get a flogging equal to that which the poor or young and jobless are receiving.

What really makes me nervous is that all these policy decisions are being made by a Prime Minister who is really very wealthy himself.

Mr Cameron would never have had an issue with housing, given he inherits a rather nice structure. His only private sector job paid 90 thousand pounds a year and his wife's mother got it for him.

Regardless of political background - Tory or Labour - you want to know that the man or woman making the decisions for the so-called good of the economy really understands what he or she is doing. You want to know that Mr Cameron has lived the lives we've lived and gets it. (It's not unheard of, many of Australia's PM's have come from humble beginnings).

If Mr Cameron had experienced a hard-luck life and still thought the cuts were good for the country, maybe people would swallow it and carry on - in the great British way.

But this is a man who has had nothing but privilege. It frightens me that a man like that speaks for us all. A man who had it all rather easy, who was never, ever going to have his cheek near the rough edge of the road at any point in his life, no matter if he failed school, made the wrong career choice and saw his wages fall or accidentally got a woman pregnant.

That someone from that background tells us to trust him when he guts the paths to social equality and social mobility? I don't know, I'm finding it hard to swallow.

What I would expect is for business to be told in no uncertain terms - do not drive down wages, put more of your profit margin in your people so that quality of living is maintained, so that recruitment agencies aren't tempted to hire people who will work for much less (to the detriment of those people and the rest of us whose wages they undercut). So that we can afford the rent or the mortgage and so people don't have to rely on benefits. 

Start employing and training young people and pay them a decent, living wage so that they don't need to subsidise their income with a housing benefit.

In other words, don't expect a government handout for your business just so you can make a profit while underpaying your workers - Wallmart style.

If you ask for the business (and banking!) sector to help share the load, rather than just cut, cut, cut government spending, maybe then I'd be happier about what was going on.

I'll tell you what - how about in return for Libor - a promise from Barclays to give 25 per cent of young unemployed or underemployed people from poor backgrounds traineeships with great first year pay?

Maybe then I wouldn't cringe as transport costs rival the mortgage repayments, as I struggle to get to work and as I lay down after a 14 hour day, just as exhausted as David Cameron, but no where near as filthy rich.

I Love It: London Rioters Get Jail But Bob Diamond of Barclays Keeps His Job

This opinion piece in the guardian makes the point - a man got six months jail for stealing bottles of water in the London riots, where as who is facing criminal charges and jail after the giant Libor/Barclays bank rigging scandal? And what about all the other major banks who are involved?

It'll be interesting to see how this unfolds and who actually, if anyone, ends up in jail. But it does hark back to the days when you could be wealthy in England and get away with murder, but be poor and steal a piece of bread and you're sent on a perilous journey to Australia.. you know.. back in the 1700's.

Addendum: Diamond has finally fallen on his sword  - though he was apparently pushed rather than willingly jumped.. I'm sure it was this post which tipped him over the edge ;) I wonder how many more heads will roll?

Do You Know What Tomatoes Taste Like?

Apparently few of us do. 

Scientists have figured out why tomatoes have such little flavour. 

According to This New York Times article by Gina Kolata, about 70 years ago, tomato breeders stumbled upon tomatoes that were totally red, and then seeing a profit potential, bred tomatoes from that gene line. 

Unfortunately, the gene mutation that made tomatoes as red as can be also switched off many of the flavour genes. That's why store bought tomatoes often taste like flour. 

Great. Looks like we'll all be growing heirlooms soon.

Oh, The Meritocracy of it all!

Compellingly written and well referenced article called Why Elites Fail by Christopher Hayes in The Nation. It's about meritocracy and how when it's twisted, breeds institutionalised elitism as well as shutting out real creativity and dissent.

I think a meritorious system isn't so bad, if you work hard you do well, regardless of your background. If you don't, you fail - also regardless of your background. That's all provided we get equal opportunity.

Which these days, we actually don't.

Hayes argues that this system often becomes usurped by those in positions of financial influence and power. 

That when we unquestionably follow people who seem to be at the top because they're smart/successful/well-payed and we want to ingratiate ourselves with them, it all starts to unravel and we get.. well... the system we have today. Yay!

What he seems to be saying is that true meritocratic systems will always move towards this sort of tragedy - I kind of wish he provided an alternative, or at least a glimmer into how we can avoid it. Maybe that's the next instalment.

Why haven't damaging feminine hygiene products been banned by now?

We've managed to get rid of some additives that were once in our foods, after realising they were bad for us -- I'm constantly amazed that certain products meant to make the vagina (there, I said it Michigan) more culturally acceptable have't been banned in the 21st Century.

Any doctor will tell you douching is bad, bad, BAD for you - and yet the products are still on the mainstream chemist shelves...

Well, this was a good opinion piece in the Guardian by Naomi McAuliffe who is downright annoyed at the new Femfresh advertising campaign which not only lauds dangerous feminine hygiene products, but refuses to use the word they're actually for!

For more about the Femfresh social media backlash, see The Huffington Post article.

And girls, if you're worried about it smelling 'down there' go see a doctor! Not a multinational company!

Should Twitterati Top 100 List be 50% Women?

This is a list that Foreign Policy compiled of the top 100 Twitter Feeds - the so called Twitterati.

On counting about 15 - from what I could gather in recognising names - are female.

Shouldn't there be more than that? Are there really only 15 influential women we want to hear from and the rest are men? Or is it that it's a representation of how little of the world's establishment women have a share of?

Woman with Mastectomy Wins Right to Swim Topless

Wow, this was awesome and amazing to read about. At the risk of posting yet another piece on breasts (should I just rename the blog?) This is an amazing story about a woman, Jodi Jaecks, who had a double mastectomy after cancer and couldn't wear a full length/top of a swimsuit because of pain, but swimming was part of her recovery.

She was banned  from swimming in Seattle, US, because of so-called indecency - but in the end won the right to swim bare-topped.

Really confronting picture and makes you rethink what the notion of gender and decency is and how it's defined in our culture..

At last, someone who justifies my negative outlook on life

Friends have always told me I'm a little too negative and I should think about the positive possibilies a lot more.. but here finally is a book which justifies my penchant for analysing and preparing for the worst.

The Guardian has published an edited extract of 'The Antidote: Happiness For People Who Can't Stand Positive Thinking' by Oliver Burkeman.

Hoorah! At last I am vindicated!


Psychologists always say those who are more positive have less of a grasp on reality. 


Now, I'm just off to analyse all the worst case scenarios and assume they're likely to happen..

Remember Toy Story? Here's how it happened...

The plot lines and character development of Toy Story and other Pixar films are always pretty tight - no matter what you think of the films themselves.

So it was with avid interest I read a blog which listed the Pixar rules of story telling - for those budding writers out there it's fascinating and a really good insight into how much work goes into crafting a story with multifaceted characters.

Australian Lawyer Libya Arrest: What's the full story?

I came across this story on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation website - it's about an Australian UN lawyer and diplomat Melinda Taylor who has been arrested in Libya after interviewing Saif Gaddafi. She went in with international criminal court workers and she's now been detained in Libya.

I wonder though, what the full story could be? It seems extraordinary that the new Libyan government has detained someone working with the International Criminal Court and even more odd that there is no information about the circumstances, how long she will be held and no clear understanding of why the new government, which is meant to be working with the international community, would detain her.

It's really worrying - hopefully we'll know more soon.

Chinese Secretly Copy Austrian Town

Wow! Can we do that here?

Apparently the Chinese loved the town so much - they wanted to live in it! So they recreated the village of Hallstatt according to this news24 piece.

Man vs Woman vs Technology

I came across this piece which argues against the traditional belief that young men set the buying trend on new technology.

The Atlantic article suggests it's women who are the demographic tech companies should be focussed on as they are the ones who take up new technology faster than men.

It's an interesting article, but more enlightening (or depressing - depending on your perspective) are the comments that spew forth below the online piece. 

I was fascinated with how gendered the responses were and how upset some seemed to be by the article, viciously arguing against the idea that women might actually be making the decisions on new technology. 

Who knew men took the crown of technology take-up so seriously.

I'm just going to skip off now and help with the beta testing of my graphics card update while playing the latest video game and using the voice recognition on my iphone 4. Enjoy!

Jubilee Critique

I don't know how you spent the jubilee celebrations, but I mostly hid inside from the unpleasant yet characteristically British weather. I tuned in a little to the BBC's not-so-shining commentary of the river pageant but that's about it. Maybe with some sunshine I would have been more enthusiastic and visited the jubilee stalls at a nearby village which promised cakes and other goodies.

I did however indulge and absorb myself in some of the coverage and was surprised to find very little that was critical of the celebrations and the cost involved at a time when some of my hard working neighbours are struggling to find a job or pay the mortgage.

So it was with interest that I read this criticism here in the Guardian by Tanya Gold who is very unimpressed with the unquestioning celebrations that we've seen over the last week.

Her opinion piece titled "The Queen's jubilee was a celebration of pure fantasy", argues the monarchy is doing us no favours in these gut-wrenching economic times.

Get Organised! Loose Paper is the Journalist's Frenemy

It's everywhere. Paper, files, notes, notebooks, folders, mini discs, tapes, mp3's on the desktop, memory stick filled with random pieces, piles of articles, contacts on business cards, post-it notes stuck on your desk and contacts on bits of torn paper which you swore you would put into your contact book that hasn't been updated for far too long (suck in breath!). And the EMAILS. Oh my god, the emails!!

I know, I know, if you NEED to find something you probably could. But I also know that mass of stuff which you accumulate by virtue of doing your job irks you at best. At worst, it makes you feel like you're failing in one crucial aspect of your role as a journalist: to keep the information organised.

This has been me many times throughout my 13 year career and it's been a hard road and a hard lesson to learn: that keeping on top of the mass of information I acquire on a daily basis is crucial in helping me do my job very efficiently, quickly and above all, making me feel confident that I CAN do it well.

So, I thought I would share these hard-won rules with you. Even if you're not a journalist, anyone who amasses paper and information might find this useful. It's a long post, so feel free to scan to the subheading that interests you. Good Luck!

Basic Tenants:

1) Firstly, stop thinking that in order to be hyper-organised you need to make a decision about every piece of information you have and whether you should keep it, store it, record it or chuck it. It's not about that.

2) What it is about is making sure you can group the information you acquire into one spot. Order it and you order your mind.

3) When in doubt about what subject or topic to file something under - DON'T just file it under a subject that's similar or close enough - you'll never see it again. Find you have something that doesn't go in any of the folders that you have? Start a New Folder. In doubt about whether something fits under an existing folder topic or subject heading? START A NEW FOLDER. Even if there's only one thing in it. If you do this, it means when you come back to it and haven't looked at it in ages, it's easier to make the decision to throw it out simply because you've done the work of catagorising it. If you're at all not sure whether to keep something, throw it in your folder system under a relevant heading and at least it won't be in the way.

4) Labelling is key to this approach. Make the subject headings work for you - you're the one that needs to find this stuff. Make it instinctive and make it make sense to you - not anyone else, not what you think it 'should' be, and certainly nothing that needs to make sense to a stranger. Having said that most labelling is pretty self-explanatory (Eg: Medical Files, Tax Papers, Payslips, Articles, Business, Environment, Obama etc etc)

Loose Paper:
You may have a pile of articles you want to keep - you're worried you might need them again and can't bring yourself to throw them out. Fair enough.

Get an accordion folder. Group the articles under subject headings (whatever works for you, it could be different depending on what field you're in) Write the subjects and stuff each article under each section. Job done. Whatever you do, don't stuff them in a Manilla folder under the heading 'articles to keep'. Trust me, it doesn't work and you'll never look at them again.

Contacts:
So you have a bunch of contacts scrawled on bits of paper, post-it notes or on computer files and in emails. You always planned to enter everything into your contact address book or outlook program, but you haven't quite got there. Meanwhile the business cards have piled up and it's a little out of control.

Forget about centralising all your contacts for now. That's a big job. Get an Address book - old school style. Paste all the contacts written down on bits of papers and on post-it notes under the corresponding alphabetical letter. Bingo, one address book is done. Business Cards? Do the same, either in the same address book or  a new one for business cards only. You can get diaries that are just sleeves for business cards. Just make sure you pop them in alphabetical order, or some sort of subject system so that you can find what you're looking for later on.

Email contacts -- just start a new folder called 'contacts' and drop all the emails you had intended to transfer into contacts in that. Don't worry about filling out your Outlook address book. The thing about electronic storage is that it's searchable, so you don't have to put anything in alphabetical order especially when you're short of time - and let's face it, we always are.

The key here though, is to decide what your contact system will be here on in and stick to it. But keep it simple. As soon as you get that email contact, throw it in a folder. Make multiple folders if you want under subjects or letters. As soon as you get that business card - scan it in and email it to yourself - OR - decide you're going to keep a business card contact book. The ideal is to be disciplined enough to put it all in the one place from now on (such as a phone contact book), but keeping it under control is great as well.

Notebooks:
This is a toughie. Notebooks you see, often contain all of the above, which can make them daunting. Never fear though, it's also the reason they're an organisational asset.

The key with a notebook is when you start one - keep using it until it's full. Keep it in your work bag so you're never using a different one. Label the notebook with the year and month and role, and then when it's full, put the end month on it and file it away in a box. So for example, Anna Doe, ABC News, July 2011-->? And when you're done, scrawl the month and year (August 2011).

Make sure you file the notebook away in a box or pocket folder that has other notebooks from the same job and time frame. Don't just throw it in with notebooks from previous eras or for personal use.

As journalists we really should be keeping our notebooks, they're records of conversations, phone calls made etc.. If there are articles trapped in the back that you used at the time - fine. It's relevant to the content in the notebook so just keep it there, rather than filing it away in your articles folder. That way your notebook is a complete record of the story you were working on.

But the contacts: that is a different challenge. Do really make an effort to note down your contacts into your electronic system or book at the end of the day -- don't leave it any later - it'll pile up and you won't do it, or it'll take even longer trying to remember who the hell the person was. Even better to add it to your electronic system throughout the day.

But what about all those contacts scrawled in old notebooks that you've not transferred over. That's a tough one - you have three choices:

1. Cut them out and paste them in your scrap/business card contact book described above.
2. Hold your breath and enter them all electronically (props to you if you can do this)
3. This isn't a solution but - let it go. Chances are you won't remember what half those numbers are anyway. Just make sure you have a year or month label on your notebook or at least what role you were doing so that if you really need to search for an old contact, you know where to look. Then make sure from now on you keep your contacts together in one system - whatever that system is. You might even decide to list all your contacts at the back of your notebook and when the notebook is done, tear out the pages and pop it in a folder.

Computer Files:
Same principle again. New folder. Collection of MP3's from online news sites? Pull into a new folder. Interviews you've done? New Folder. Word documents you've started? New Folder. At it's simplest, just have very basic folders. Put all your word documents in one, all your MP3's that are your work in another. Leave it at that. When you are ready, you will start to isolate them even further and separate out articles you're keeping from your own writing. If not, at least you know where to look when you have to find something.

Again, the key is once you've moved everything into a couple of folders, start the system you WISH you had and stick to it. When you're ready, you will find you'll slowly start to sort the old stuff into the new system.

Flash Drive:
I tend to only keep material on flash drives that I either want a second copy of for backup purposes, or I want to carry around with me (my CV for example).

I would move all the material on the flash drives onto your computer desktop and just throw all the files into the loose folder system described above. Keep anything you want a second copy of/to carry around.

Don't use flash drives as a backup for all your material. There's not enough space so inevitably you will only have bits and pieces on the flash drive. Once you do have the material copied onto your computer, create a proper computer backup or copy all your files across to an external hard drive so you have a proper backing up system.

Emails:
Ahhh yes, the modern scourge and a journalists nightmare. Cure it with the ultra folder treatment.

The trick with emails is to think of it as paper. What did you do with those articles? You threw them in a folder. What did you do with those training papers, job prep notes, story notes and all those things you weren't sure how to catagorise? You created a new folder for any minor subject - no folder was too good for a sub-topic.

It's the same principle with email. Emails on one story? Create a folder for it and drag them all into that. Or if you prefer, emails all from the one country, or from the one department at work, or on the one subject  - start a new folder and pop them in. If you're not afraid of starting a new folder for any new sub-topic, you'll find your inbox will stay empty except for things you need to action.

If you find later on that you've started a new folder you didn't need, that you're having trouble finding emails because they're not in a folder with an instinctive label, or that you do want to group things together that you hadn't done before, no problem  - you can make the change later.

*Just remember when you label your folders in any of the above scenarios, you need to make the titles work for your brain - not what you think it should mean to a stranger, label it something that works for you.*

At the end of each day or if you have time - as you go through your day - drag emails that are dealt with from your inbox into your sub-folders. If there's a chain of communication - put the last one in a folder because you can see all the communication before hand - and delete anything else. Yup. Delete it. Only keep in your inbox things you still need to action/do something about. NEVER file these away - or you'll never do it! Out of sight is really out off mind when it comes to the Inbox!

But what if I have 1000 emails in my inbox - do I really need to go through and sort it?

No. Don't waste your time. Just drag everything into a folder and call it 'old email' or 2010-2012 and then start your folder system from the last, say, two days of emails, or from that day on. As you get a new email, think about your subject heading, make the folder and drag it in.

*Remember emails are SEARCHABLE. If you're looking for something, you can search the relevant folder, or your old emails folder. If you find you're referring back to a certain old email - pull it out of your old items folder and file it properly.

Ongoing research
If you're working on a project, use the above methods but have a separate ecosystem - like an accordion folder that everything for that project will go in. Articles get filed in a separate folder under that project heading and sub-headings as do all the notebooks - or if you're using your main notebook - tear the relevant pages out and file them away.


Except your contacts. Never separate your contacts if you can help it. Keep that all in the one system as it will mean that anytime, any place, if you want to find that person you spoke to two years ago, you can without digging up your old project folder.

Miscellaneous:
Anything else that comes up along the way - job interview preparation, training etc, follow the same principle, when it's a new topic or when you're in doubt Start A New Folder. Don't be shy or try to save folders, that's when you get into the trap of grouping things to the point that you're just throwing it in with everything and you'll have a hard time finding it.

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Finally, remember if you've not defined your system early on, that's ok. Getting organised is a process and so long as you start doing these basic things, it will make it easier to head towards having all your contacts in your PDA or iphone, or whatever your dream organisational goal is!

Could Sourcing be the Answer to Britain's Journalism Woes?

As News International's ex-executives and editors are arrested and charged left, right and centre, the Leveson Inquiry continues to drill into why Britian's journalism culture has led it to a plethora of phone hacking and police corruption all in the interests of a front page.


Apart from those in power being in the pockets of journalists, police and vice-versa -- could anonymous sourcing be, well,the source of the issue?

This bit by Charlie Brooker's Newswipe explains it all.

If British Journalists had to TELL people where they got information from unless it was absolutely imperative they hide their source (Watergate style)...Then could we see the end of naughty journos and their even naughtier police officer and politician buddies?

Watch the video and see for yourself, but methinks Leveson needs a new inquiry with sourcing at its core...

Addendum: This has really got me thinking about journalism in Australia and I think we suffer from something similar.. the number of times I had to pick apart a story in the newspapers while I was working at the ABC, only to find that apart from not being clear on who the original source was, the details were wrong, or misrepresented and blown out of proportion. It always left me wondering whose bidding we were all doing...

Is Community Radio in Australia Flatlining?

Community Radio has always a been a healthy if not thriving sector in Australia - a rather rare occurrence since most wealthy western countries haven't managed to support a third tier of broadcasting.

So it was with much sadness that I read plans for 2SER in Sydney to abolish its talks coordinator  - with questions over how news and current affairs on the station can be maintained without a producer.

If you have had any experience as a journalist in Sydney you'll know that since the station began in 1979, it's trained many investigative journalists and many have gone on to do very well, often ending up as ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) correspondents.

That training doesn't happen by osmosis - having a dedicated talks coordinator who can teach concrete skills is vital - otherwise it's very hard to hone your abilities. Journalism and broadcasting rarely comes naturally - it's a learnt skill.

Broadcast journalism can be a closed shop to many budding reporters - quite often jobs don't happen unless you know someone. That's especially true in Sydney. 2ser offers the space for anyone from any background, with many connections or none, to learn to be a skilled journalist and use that to break ground into the mainstream. If 2ser stops investing in journalism I'm not sure who will be left to train the young-ins!

2ser has been in financial strife for some time and with FBI - another community radio station - starting up in the last decade it has lost listeners. The two universities who fund the station often look great in reports that identify the stations as excellent social capital assets - but sadly the kudos Macquarie University and UTS get (the two universities that co-own the broadcast licence), doesn't translate into increased funding.

You might say one station can't keep training the journalists of Sydney when no one pays it to do that. Fair enough. But each of the above universities have thriving communications and media courses and its students often find their way to the radio station to gain the practical training that just can not be taught in one course with 3 hours a week of face time.

With 12 staff positions it does seem strange to choose to abolish the one position that allowed 2ser to differentiate itself from the other stations it competes with. The station is keeping its music producer, so the decision is leading many to believe that talks on 2ser will eventually suffer from a huge loss in quality and therefore will lead to a reason to scrap them altogether - maybe just keeping a short breakfast or drive program if that.

With no one to steer the ship it can get very scary out there.

Here's hoping 2ser sees the light - and if not - the ABC and other broadcasters are going to have to quadruple their cadetship programs because young journos won't be getting their training in Sydney community radio no more.

If you want to join the facebook page and show your support - here tis.

GAME OVER

This is a little uncool - GAME Australia has gone into administration and has announced that along with not being able to provide the pre-ordered copies of Diablo III (a much sought after new game) -- it's keeping the deposit money.

There's got to be a better way...

Noooooo Zynga! Don't Ruin Draw Something!

Sob - news just in from Penny Arcade - Zynga is going to have 'corporate sponsored words' included in the iphone/Andriod game Draw Something.

If you're not sure why this matters - check out my last blog on whether Zynga is evil.

It's such a shame as it's a good way to ruin a pretty cool game. This might kill my involvement.

It's the Bamboo Bike!

Check it out! Info on what the bamboo bike is up to... they're really breaking ground...

Great, Book Publishing Going the Way of Churn-it-out Journalism

Poor authors. This New York Times article notes how writers who used to be able to put out a book a year and focus on making it the best - now have to do two books and short stories in between to feed the e-book appetite and to stay in the cultural in-group.

One writer does it by writing 2000 words a day, starting at 9am and going till 'Colbert' (usually at 6 or 7pm??), 7 days a week. 

Some authors don't even get revenue for the short stories. Not cool. 

Seems like no one but the billionaires and the trust fund kids have it easy these days.

Your House is Toxic and it's Killing You: The Fire Retardant Investigation

The Chicago Tribune has done a wonderful piece of investigative journalism here in its four part series looking at why fire retardant is all through our homes and in all our things - and why it shouldn't be. It's called 'Chemical companies, Big Tobacco and the toxic products in your home'

The newspaper argues big tobacco companies got the stuff put in everything to deflect away from the fact that cigarettes were contributing to increased fires.

Turns out fire retardant doesn't work as it is at the moment - and it's deadly.

I now wish I could source all my stuff minus the yucky chemicals - but it's near impossible unless you're going to throw a whole lot of spare cash at the problem.. assuming you have a whole lot of spare cash.

What's interesting is that an unrelated article I posted some time ago called Your Breasts are Trying to Murder You (notice a theme?) reviews a book about the history of breasts and the chemicals they absorb. Here's what reviewer Lindy West says about the author when she had her breast milk tested:


"Williams' journey begins when, alarmed by a news article about toxins in breast milk, she decides to get her own milk tested. And, surprise! It's packed with toxins—specifically, chemical flame retardants—that Williams is funneling directly into her baby."


Turns out the stuff really is in our bodies...

Aw Man, Turns Out My Draw Something Addiction is Slightly Sinful

So I've been playing the iphone/Android game Draw Something. Totally addicted. I've collective enough points to buy two colour schemes and have shared 79 games with one player all within about two weeks.

It's a really cool game and I get a kick out of watching how my drawing and that of other players improves over time. It also helps massage my right brain's creative skills.

It's basically a game that gives you three choices of what to draw - then you draw what you've chosen and hope the other person playing guesses correctly. I had no idea how much fun I could have.

But imagine my surprise upon learning about Draw Something's dark history.

Draw Something was created by OMGPOP, which a large and well known company called Zynga acquired.

When Zynga acquired OMGPOP it offered jobs to all the developers that worked there. One guy said 'No' because he thought Zynga was evil. He argued as a company it didn't respect its customers or developers and was just out to make money. He also couldn't get a guarantee that Zynga wouldn't force him to take a game he had made and owned (which was making hardly any money at all) off the market so it didn't compete.

But is Zynga evil? This article says maybe not, as so many people play their popular games, like FarmVille.

Check it out and decide for yourself. But for me, playing Draw Something is going to be that little bit less enjoyable.. though I don't think I'll stop my sinful indulgence.

Lesbian Couples and Legal Hurdles

This is a story that highlights the complexity of US laws when it comes to same sex couples and children. It makes for a good read in USA Today.

World of Warcraft and Journalism at War

If journalist's totally misinterpreted an event in a court case, to the point that they essentially made up the facts - what would that mean? Is it because journalists don't care about the truth? Because they're inherently bad people who just want to do as little as possible and pick up their pay check at the end of the day? Because when there's nothing exciting happening journalists just like to make stuff up?

When mistakes or misreporting happen, there's isn't an excuse - but there's always a reason.

There was a blog post last month objecting to how journalists have interpreted what Anders Behring Breivik said about his time playing World of Warcraft. It quotes Breivik's statements where he says he used World Of Warcraft as a reward and a recreational break before he carried out his attack. It then takes issue with journalists reporting that Brievik used World of Warcraft to 'prepare' for his attacks.

As a journalist who has spent some time court reporting I've been thinking about the article and what its criticisms mean for my profession.

I can understand why there is a desire by journalists to report the online gaming aspect of the trial. What does it mean when a mass murderer immerses himself in a particular online game? Does it mean anything? Does it say anything about the game itself? Though journalists can't really unpick the answers in 300 words or less, such an intriguing aspect of the trial will make journalists want to report on it.

I do agree with the blog post on Rock, Paper, Shotgun. Breivik did not say he used the game to practice his attacks or prepare in the sense that it aided his planning or execution. Breivik has been taken out of context and the trial reportage leaves the impression that the game can be used to prepare people for violent acts. It's not great journalism in any sense.

So I then started to imagine myself in that courtroom as a journalist reporting the Breivik case. What would I have done if I were covering the trial and my editor had asked me to come up with an angle on that particular aspect of it?

In a 40 second radio story, or a 90 second TV package, or 300 world online piece, how could I have described that part of the trial in a way that used the fewest words possible (as my profession and editors demand) as well as retell the story in a way that interested my audience (another demand of my profession).

How else could I have written the leadline or headline?

"Breivik took year off to play World of Warcraft"? Sure, we could go with that, but what if my editor wants something more interesting? Would this be enough to make the audience read the story or listen to the rest of my piece? Would you?

"Breivik 'rewarded' himself with year long gaming gorge" Ok. Better but a little unclear.

"Brievik took year-long break to play online game before attack" Wordy and not very, I'll say it, 'sexy'.

"Brievik mentally prepared for attack by playing World of Warcraft". Bingo.

A journalist might argue that even though Breivik said he was using the game as a way of taking a break before the attack, you could interpret that as a way of mentally preparing, by checking himself out for a year and rewarding himself before the attack.

Now we have the beginning of the reportage moving away from what should be clear, crisp and truthful. It won't take much for an editor to remove the word 'mentally' in that headline so that the story becomes that Breivik used the game to prepare for the attacks.

This is not a great way to report, most especially in court cases, and I'm not defending incorrect reportage a lot).

Journalists aren't evil people who don't care about what they do - there might be a couple there but the vast majority really care about their profession and want to be known for doing a good job. They want to tell the story and get people out there to care about it.

I don't know what the journalists at the trial were doing, why they chose the headlines they did or what their aim was, I wasn't there.

But what I'm wanting to demonstrate is that through the process of doing what's expected, the facts can get reinterpreted rather easily. When journalists don't have a lot of time, but much is still expected of them, liberties can be taken in the way they interpret stories and quotes. Sometimes it's expected and is understood to be the business of journalism -- depending on the newsroom and outlet.

When you read some of the best journalists in the Guardian or the Independent (both well respected newspapers), they build up a portfolio of the facts, and then they tell you what that means and how to interpret it. That's what they're supposed to do, especially if they have an expertise. Otherwise it would just be pages and pages of listed facts with the reader not knowing what to make of it or the time to figure it out. But this system only works well when you fund it and give the journalist resources and time.

Most journalists don't have that luxury.

But why can't journalists just say what happened in the trial and be done with it? Why the need to dress it up?

Firstly, journalists are under pressure to find a sexy headline, and some facts of a case don't lend themselves to that (Again - just stating what happens, not saying it's right).

Secondly, journalists are now often expected to file every hour - sometimes every 30 minutes.

Think about what you can achieve in that time frame on an ordinary day. Maybe get ready for work? Write a shopping list?  Normally you wouldn't think to give yourself 30 minutes to write a cogent piece that's meaningful, accurate and interesting all at the same time. But that's the job. Journalists need to fill the empty space and so they rush to keep delivering material.

I haven't even covered whether the same journalist gets sent out for the whole trial. Often it's a different journalist each day trying to understand the context of one small part of the trial they're witnessing - and then file on it. Very hard to get a whole picture, or know if you're making a big deal out of an aspect of the trial that isn't worth it. It's not like you know you are going to be covering the trial on that day and can prepare for it. You're assigned your story when you arrive for your shift.

There is also this desire to somehow make each element of a court case link back in a meaningful way to what the accused has actually done. We start to report 'around' the issue, picking bits and facts in isolation because they make an interesting part of the story. The result is that we can start to fracture the picture so much, that the context and reality of what has actually happened and why, becomes lost.

These days we more and more start to justify 'interpretations' of events that remove themselves bit by bit from what's really happening because we're interpreting those events on the run.

I'm not defending every piece of sloppy journalism out there, clearly some journalists just get it plain wrong. For the talented writers the compromises are much smaller because they can manage to get around the pitfalls with clever writing, but otherwise there are many journalists out there who do make mistakes, forgivable or not.

But journalists are under more and more pressure to deliver a story out of their hour in court or their time on the scene. Think about how many news channels there are - sometimes multiple channels for the one outlet: online, radio, TV, headlines, long format programming ... all these have to be fed everyday.

Journalists don't get a few hours or one day to go back over what they write before they present it to the international boardroom.

Gone are the days when a journalist could sit in court all day and then come back to the editor and say 'look, nothing significant really happened and if you want a headline I don't have it' and the journalist wouldn't be judged for it.

There is such a demand for content that journalists are under enormous pressure to 'get a story out of it'. If you get sent to the story, especially the biggest one in the country - get something out of it or you're not doing your job. Can you imagine a headline on the Breivik Trial: "Nothing happened today"?

It takes a very brave editor that is willing to defend the journalist and spend money just to have someone babysitting a trial without getting a story out of it.

In the newsroom, some get the reputation for being a 'storykiller'. That's when you're a journalists who says too many times 'nah there's no story in it'.

Many journalists don't want to be known as storykillers. They want to try and 'feed the beast' and do what their bosses expect of them. If you have a round or beat, and you're in radio, several stories are expected out of you in the one day - maybe five or six.

Let's not even go into the fact that with pay actually dropping in real terms for journalists, many more junior reporters are covering stories, with older people who need to pay the mortgage getting out of the business. Junior reporters who lack rigorous training and experience.

Sometimes the media outlet won't send its own correspondent as it doesn't want to pay for the trip, so the newsroom relies on stringers who get paid on a story-by-story basis. That means that stringer wants as much as possible to get something 'up' so that they can get paid for it.

What are we to do?

The fault lies in the lack of time given to journalists these days, the lack of space, the increased pressure, the drastically reduced pay when you compare it to other highly skilled industries. The pressure isn't where it should be from editors - the desire to get it right, no matter what and the space to do so.

Now, editors want to go home and hear the story they had on their output also appear on another outlet. They don't want to 'miss' the story - they want to do what everyone else is doing. This is more true in some countries than others. What choice do they have? They need to 'compete' and they need their bulletins filled and their online content fed no matter what -- you can't broadcast a shorter bulletin because there's no news.

The reality is, you get what you pay for.

We're not paying enough experienced journalists and giving them the time to report accurately, without the fear of 'not bringing back a good story'.

And so we get World of Warcraft misreported.

But how do you fix it? It would take a major restructure and rethink of traditional forms of bulletins and news feeds. But our whole industry is now geared to feeding the beast and I don't see that changing any time soon.

The meaning of LOLCats

This is a thoughtful piece by Rebecca J. Rosen in The Atlantic which covers the phenomenon of LOLCats and other memes online. It's worth a read as it gets you thinking about what all those 'Shit white girls say to black girls' are about and how and why we distribute these pieces amongst each other. Also some great examples with video.

LibriVox - Put Your Voice to Books!

Screen shot of LibriVox website

Librivox This is a great site if you're a budding broadcaster and want to keep in practice. You also help people get access to all sorts of books which are no longer under copyright.

But be warned - you give up all rights to what you record as you're making the recordings available for all use.. That means if someone wants to burn the books to CD and sell them on ebay - they can.

But hey -- it's for the greater good!

TNR: Obama and the Legacy of Gay Marriage

This is a solid opinion piece by Jonathan Rauch in The New Republic. He argues US President Barack Obama's enduring legacy might not be health reforms, but his movement on gay rights in America.

Wired Reports: U.S Military Encouraged 'Hiroshima' Tactics Against Islam

This is an amazing and confronting piece.

It's on Wired's National Security blog Danger Room where writers Noah Shachtman and Spencer Ackerman obtain documents which show special training US military officers received.

They were encouraged to wave a war on civilians in Islamic countries and Muslims themselves, using Hiroshima style tactics or threatening Saudi Arabia with starvation.

It's pretty full on stuff. The comments are also interesting and offer insight into what Wired's readers think about this.

There's one there by a former officer who confirms this sort of thinking was in the military, he says he left because of it.

Diablo III is Coming...

From Blizzard Entertainment
Press Pack
Collector's Edition Cover

It's unavoidable. Excited twitterings about Diablo III's availability is filling gamer conversation in bars, coffee shops and most especially in the virtual world.

Penny Arcade, the successful gamer comic strip can't wait.

What's fascinating about this game is that Diablo II came out in 2000 -- 12 years ago. This next version has been 12 years in the making. Blizzard Entertainment announced it 4 years ago and it's taken that long to develop. It's due to be released May 15, in 5 days. I can see the queues now.

Man, it better be good.

25-year-old Kickstarter Whiz

I posted sad Kickstarter stories a little while ago, but here is an interview with the 25-year-old who ran one of the most successful kickstarter campaigns... Eric Migicovsky and his team founded Pebble, an e-paper smartwatch that's compatible with iphones and Android phones.

He raised nearly 9 million dollars in his Kickstarter campaign as people bought up orders for the watch. The campaign is actually still going and has 8 days left on it, but the watches are sold out. He's still making money though with over 10 million pledged.

I can't remember what I was doing at 25.

Whiskey Flavoured Lube

At the risk of making this blog look like nothing but breasts and other body parts... I couldn't resist posting a press release a colleague of mine was recently sent.

If you might be offended, look away now.

Otherwise...

Whiskey Flavoured Sex Lube appears to be the new product coming out of Canada, and they're sending broadcasters this hilarious press release in the hopes of getting it some media attention... I'm having trouble picturing the segment though...

PS: There's a Sex and Drinking Festival??!!

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EpicMealTime is pleased to announce the launch of Whiskey Dick, the world’s first bourbon-flavored personal lubricant.  You’re welcome. 

EpicMealTime’s Whiskey Dick™ is water based, hand crafted and proudly Made in America.  Whiskey Dick is the gold standard of booze-flavored massage oils, it’s aged 4 years in white oak casks and guarantees a velvety-smooth finish.  But don’t delay, the first batch only yielded 5,000 bottles and it’s available starting Thursday May 10th at www.whiskeydicklube.com  for $11.99. 

Whiskey Dick’s distinct Tennessee taste won it a Triple Gold Medal Award at the 10^th Annual Great American Sex & Drinking Festival in Bean Station, TN (we also placed in the BBQ competition). So remember, the next time you get Jacked, Whiskey Dick will be there to help you rise to the occasion.

Want to get Whiskey Dick?  Well, if you’re interested please email us at xxxxxx and be sure to include your address and contact info. 

See attached release for more info about Whiskey Dick and EpicMealTime.

Old No. 69 is Guaranteed Good Times,

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P.P.S.  Yes, the most American thing in the history of the world is coming from Canada – French Canada.

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