Whiskey Flavoured Lube

At the risk of making this blog look like nothing but breasts and other body parts... I couldn't resist posting a press release a colleague of mine was recently sent.

If you might be offended, look away now.

Otherwise...

Whiskey Flavoured Sex Lube appears to be the new product coming out of Canada, and they're sending broadcasters this hilarious press release in the hopes of getting it some media attention... I'm having trouble picturing the segment though...

PS: There's a Sex and Drinking Festival??!!

Hey,

I thought you might like to know that some next level business moves are being made on the internet at this very moment.

EpicMealTime is pleased to announce the launch of Whiskey Dick, the world’s first bourbon-flavored personal lubricant.  You’re welcome. 

EpicMealTime’s Whiskey Dick™ is water based, hand crafted and proudly Made in America.  Whiskey Dick is the gold standard of booze-flavored massage oils, it’s aged 4 years in white oak casks and guarantees a velvety-smooth finish.  But don’t delay, the first batch only yielded 5,000 bottles and it’s available starting Thursday May 10th at www.whiskeydicklube.com  for $11.99. 

Whiskey Dick’s distinct Tennessee taste won it a Triple Gold Medal Award at the 10^th Annual Great American Sex & Drinking Festival in Bean Station, TN (we also placed in the BBQ competition). So remember, the next time you get Jacked, Whiskey Dick will be there to help you rise to the occasion.

Want to get Whiskey Dick?  Well, if you’re interested please email us at xxxxxx and be sure to include your address and contact info. 

See attached release for more info about Whiskey Dick and EpicMealTime.

Old No. 69 is Guaranteed Good Times,

xxxxxxxxx

P.S.  Stop hating.  Don’t be jealous.  

P.P.S.  Yes, the most American thing in the history of the world is coming from Canada – French Canada.

P.P.P.S. We never want to spam anyone (and hate getting spam ourselves, especially from PETA, angry vegan fanatics or the work from home consortium), so if you'd like to be removed from receiving future emails please click the link below and we will ensure you don't receive anything in the future from us.

Sent to you as a gift from the future by the people at
Epic Meal Time in Montreal Canada